Even though the government doesn’t want us to know about them, experienced naturalists speculate on the existence of cryptids, magnificent beasts found in deep woods and other unwelcoming environments that challenge established taxonomies. On these shorts, the Killer Acid Camping Supply Co. has compiled a menagerie of strange cryptids you might encounter during your next sylvan excursion. Let the shorts be like your calling card. Hello beasties, I don’t bite!
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