There are a lot of different reasons to go to the woods. One is to get lost. Another is to lose yourself, or find it. You can use this hat like a thinking cap. You can wonder, “How did I get here? Why does that tree look like my seventh-grade guidance counselor? Is that algae in the water or runoff from the cobalt mine? What is cobalt anyway?” All these thoughts will be delicately contained underneath this hat, and you won’t have to worry about ticks.